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Conversations with my 2-year-old: school fights


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So, I heard from my friend and Realtor co-agent Carrie that there was major drama in Max’s classroom this morning. Carrie said that when she arrived, a kid was bleeding profusely from his head. (Same kid who taught Max the f-bomb a few weeks ago.) She said the teacher had no idea what happened and it was total chaos. When Max got home this afternoon, I said, “Max, did *Theo get a bo-bo today?” Typically, he answers “I don’t knoooow” to every question I ask him. Which is why I’m totally surprised/impressed.

Max: Yeaaaah. He got a bo-bo on him head.

Me: But WHO gave him a bo-bo? Do you know?

Max: Yeaahhhh. Marcus gave him a bo-bo. Marcus did.

Me: But HOW did he give Theo the bo-bo?

Max: He HIT HIM IN HIM HEAD WITH A RED QUIT-AR (guitar)! LIKE THIS! (Demonstrates.)

Me: OHMYGOSH! Why?! Was Theo being mean to Marcus?

Max: Yeaaaaah. Theo touched him. So he hit him in him head.

It was all I could do to stifle my laughter and tears of pride at Max’s astounding informant abilities.

*Names have been changed to protect victims’ identities.

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2 responses »

  1. Book ’em, Danno. Great witness.

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  2. Oh, Buddyman. He’s going to be a great priest and/or undercover FBI brother. I love that little guy. AND I LOVE your fancy ad. You look SO profesh!!!! Erange never looked so good..way to work it, Jengi!

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